No, I won’t gossip with you…
…because when you talk, your eyebrows move and your tone is smooth.
And it seems we’re cool, but I ain’t no fool. Here’s my rule – if you talkin’ to me about others, you talkin’ to others about me.
So rather than come into agreement with your detrimental sentiment of our fellow resident of planet EARTH,
I’ll just stay over here
Repenting for pretending that I’m amending anything.